What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

Bryce Huff thankful he landed with 49ers - NBC Sports

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

My Wife Was With a New Man. The Moment I Saw His “Package” Still Haunts Me. - Slate Magazine

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is there so much hate against black people?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever